What would you do if I...?

This is simple.All you do is some one says for instance "what would you do if I masturbated on your favorite pillow", then the next poster would answer someting to the effect of "I would kill you and bury you in my basement".Then they would move on and ask the next poster "what would you do if I covered your steak with hot sauce" so on and so on

Now I shall open up the poll with:What would you do if I killed the radio star?

I would call you Video*







*Get it?

What would you do if I'd find myself in this kind of situation?

I would laugh my ass off!

What would you do if I took a piss in your cheerios?

I would eat it just to spite you.
Then, I would barf all over you.
How's that, person who laughes about somebody else's misfortune?

What would you do if I had invented the metal genre?

I would simply say "'good job" while killing the radio star.

What would you do if i punched Eminem in the face?

Don't kill the Radio Star!

I would say "you're a mean dude".
Eminem made a few good songs.

What would you do if I had no idea how to continue this game with another question?

I'd question your question with another question!

What would you do if I ate your right arm?

eh?

I would cry, because it's the arm I write with.
Then, I would slap you with the left arm and dislike you forever.

What would you do if I'd post this smiley:
?

I post I would steal it and edit it out of boredom then post it later on in a random topic

What would do if i became president Of the USA

Hope that you would be a good president.

What would you do if ?

I would take your hat,burn it,and piss on the ash's because you are not allowed to wear my hat!

What would you do if I stabbed you with an umbrella...and then opened it?

After i healed i come back and jam it in your ass and open it hundreds of times



What if i shot my TV

I'd laugh.

What if I ate your life?

Bon appétit!

What would you do if I'd leave the forums forever?

I would be a sad panda!!!


What would you do if I sat on your cat?

I'd laugh as it shredded your balls with it's claws.

what would you do if I pulled my pants down and farted in your face?

It’s dark now and I’m in bed because I’m supposed to go to sleep.The rain is beating on the roof above me.Lightning flashses from time to time and the sound of thunder rocks my shelter with it's rumbling roar.With all the flashing all I can think of is that time Onii-chan pulled down his pants and let one rip in my face.The maniac now takes over.I am standing over Dev with my favorite little dagger,8 Inches in length.In the dark the Green Tea light up his heart like a christmass tree."Aim well now"I said to myself."great,that was good now do it agian"this I said in an almost inaudible whisper."Turn the knife and rip open the chest...good work"I said laughing.After he was gone I could finally get some sleep.Insomnia is a bitch.

What if got a hold of an embarasing picture of you and started posting it everwhere?

I'd shrug it off because there already is one on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

What if I failed to ask a what if question.

I would fail to give your mother a christmas card.

What if I broke into your house and drunk all of your alcohol?

I'd smash ther empty bottles over you rhead then go to the liquor store and buy more, I drink cheep shit, the most I pay is like 15 bucks for a half fifth of gin, the rest is like 10 bucks a fifth.

What would happen if I divided by Zero and it worked?

...What if I refused to answer the previous question?

You answered the question with another question.

What if I answered your question that answered another question with another question?

[Touche`!]

I would question your reasoning.


What if I poured beer in your hair?

I'd hug you and say you are awesome

What would you do if all the porn in the world suddenly disappeared?