So, I guess I should introduce myself, huh?

Woah, It's the internet! holy shit, so it really does exist... Huh.
Well, Hi. I am ShamelessCrimes, or Node, or if you are really hokey you might call me Tom. But I hate that name. Actually my family was considering changing it as a christmas present, but Cylus only sounds mildly cooler. ANYWAY so I'm a pal of TDSA (who introduced me to this site from college) and K1ller, who beat me here (by a few months). I'm into the whole 'Jump off a building' deal with DarkStar, Scifi, philosophy (yeah,I'm one of those douchebags) and I like pretending to have guitar skills at home on my amp. Other than that I like the internets, platformers and RPGs, varying from the nuclear wastelands of Fallout 3 to the childish grassy paths of Pokemon and Viva Pinata.
Oh, forum etiquette... I have a terrible habit of dredging up ancient threads. I promise to stop unless it's absolutely necessary. Or hilarious. Whatever, don't kill me, it's a small forum (currently)
I like metal, alternative, and rock music, basically anything with a decent mix of kickass and distortion with harmonies and melodies. Like All That Remains's The Fall of Ideals, and any ballad by metallica.

Moin. Enjoy your stay!

Ello.

Hey

NODULOUS!!!! wuzzzzzzzuuuuuuu

[Welcome aboard Shameless. I hope you have a blast with us all. We're a friendly, yet somewhat neurotic bunch. If you've any questions, feel free to ask any staff member such as myself. Have fun amigo!]

Welcome aboard.Would you like some cheese bits...or some coffee?If you'll excuse me I have to go for a minute,but I'l be right back.Just try to relax for a moment.
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Sir!WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK IS A GAME!Let me put it this way...if you had $30,000 cash I couldn't let you put a 10% down a $900 car.

hello (enter subjects name here) and welcome the enrichment center
please proceed towards the portal when it opens to receive your
cake....

Portal opening in 3...2...1... please proceed to collect your death... i mean cake

also TL;DR

Hello friend. By the way they ain't pretend guitar skills. FEED THE ADDICTION!

Fake skills, no they are not. But they also aren't anything worthy of a band. Therefore I am pretending to be a good player. Whatevs.

with shame on guitar me on bass and tdsa singing we could start a cool band!!

Yeah. Fuck them drummers. You needs them.

Drum box. Nobody will blame you. Except Drummers, but you can just remind them that they hit things for a living, like prisoners.

either way if it was a drumer or a box it would be cheap and easily replaced!

Now now, we can't beat down on the drumers too hard. What if one of them learned to read? We'd be dead! They hit things for a living!

lol well nice to meet you shameless. if you like that kinda music you should try out horse the band r lightening bolt for awsome guitar skills. as for the drummers comment i find that offensive i know a few drummers and they are 1st class nerds in uni and they play like the drummer from the berzerker. but enough about that nonsense, welcome to caffinehead have a nice time and contribute to the fammily ^^

I hate not the drummer. I just think it's funny to bash on them, pun intended.

lol ok then

I should point out that I occasionally make people really upset with me. It's a function of tiredness and boredom, don't take it too hard, please.

FALLOUTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cant wait for genericon!!!!!!! Your coming right? with Me and Rance?!

My sister gave my laptop the old one shot with a potato, so I haven't been on for a while... Dell is sending me a new HDD asap. I'll get back on the saddle soon, I promise.

Well I have a Lot of Catching Up to do Lol. The site ate my password. Well Late Welcome to ya.

Indeed you do old chap.