Does this shit happen to anyone else on Facebook?

lol

[]puts MOsEs in headlock[]

That shit will never happen to me on Facebook, for I will never own one.

Facebook is like a mall, it's cool to go once in a while, but the kids (and adults) who sorta just camp out and constantly refresh hoping to see some new activity are kinda scary. I like to change my status and laugh as people click the 'Like' button. Silly people, propaganda works so well...

lol I'm so one of those people... its so bad I'm so addicted to facebook

Well, I don't see you liking my status...

I'm ashamed to admit...but,I didn't even read this one when I first posted.I just guessed it was another Facebook error, so with that said.I propose we spam the hell out of this bitch.I will personally acquire a Facebook account just to help take this bitch down.So,who wants to join me?THIS IS...CAFFEINEHEAD!!!

...ain't nobody gonna mess with my users and escape without a scratch.

No thanks.

..........I'mma stick with Moses on this one.

[]O_O[]

Yeah, it's not worth it, she's pretty much done with me. I guess she told me what for, though... she did call me a whimp, whatever the fuck that is. What a horrible failure of a woman.

No,fuck that.People like that need to keep the fuck off of social networks.

Haha, I've already suggested that she not communicate with anyone ever. It'd make the world a better place. But still, she's not even anywhere near as bad as what others I've gotten. She's managed to refrain from swearing at me, and she's been somewhat cohesive, some people I swear have just accidentally gotten from the depths of 4chan to Facebook and are using the same etiquette.

good for you togowa... good for you

eh?

And you misspelled my name, even though it's such a short & simple one

Im sorry togAwa... my fault entirely.... and good for you having a hat..

[]gets baseball bat ready[] [Are you picking on my Togawa? Or just playing around?]

Better be messing around.

nah, don't start a war.

[A war? Naw. Just backing my net buddy]

I'd just like to point out that chainsaws were revved. That's the sign of a coming apocalypse/zombie revolution. *brandishes sledgehammer* When can I start?

UPDATE---

Brenda Adcock Boughton continued for a while to make me feel inferior for being a teenager in school (with the only success being laughter), but eventually tired of that and began a short attempt to make me feel stupider than she. She began talking about a scientist who was able to prove that global warming does not exist, and when I asked her to explain (which she still has yet to do) she asked what kind of scientist I was. She complained that I obviously couldn't understand her science filled rants without having any knowledge of such complex things as 'water' and 'air.' She obviously did not expect my response...



Well, from there it turned into a very long, very nerdy conversation involving absolutely no namecalling or hilarious stupidity. I'm not sure who CE Wolfe is, or why hydroponics has anything to do with metallurgy, but whatever she likes is up to her I guess.

You might have noticed that I can't see her profile picture anymore. That is because a few weeks after that strange turn in conversation, I get this in my inbox:


Well, she blocked me, so I couldn't have attacked her if I wanted to. I have no options to get back at her, as I cannot remember the names of her kids who have Facebook accounts, so I can't randomly attack them in the next few months, and I don't really want to.

So there it is, folks, the whole thing from start to finish. I have to be honest, most of my trolls are nothing like that, and I can't wait for the next one in a month or so.

Facebook is evil and gives you eye cancer.

Moses wrote:Facebook is evil and gives you eye cancer.

Word.