THE BEER SONG!1!11!!!!1!

by Hyper-Lionheart Tue Feb 15, 2011 5:07 pm

Oh... what is the malt and liquor? What gets you drunken quicker? What comes in bottles or in cans? BEER!
Can't get enough of it BEER! How we really love it BEER! Makes me think I'm a man BEER!
I could kiss and hug it BEER! But I'd rather chug it BEER! Got my belly up to here BEER! I could not refuse a BEER! I could really use a beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer
I can't remember how much I have had, I drank a twelve-pack with my dad (BURP!) That's my son the drunken manly stud I'm proud to be his bud....Here have some pretzels. No, I'll call it quits Those things give me the shlits ha ha ha
Drink with your family, Drink it with your friends, Drink till you're fat, stomach distends. Beer is liquid bread, it's good for you We like to drink till we spew! Ew! Who cares if we get fat? I'll drink to that As we sing once more..
What is the malt and liquor? What gets you drunken quicker? What comes in bottles or in cans? BEER! Can't get enough of it BEER! How we really love it BEER! Makes me think I'm a man BEER! I could kiss and hug it BEER! But I'd rather chug it BEER! Got my belly up to here BEER! Golly, I adore it! BEER!
Come on dammit, pour it!
Do it for me, brew it for me
Feed it to me, speed it to me BEER!
The most wonderful drink in the worldHOORAY!!! (BURP!)